I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1. I am glorious above all things
2. Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3. Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4. Show displeasure clearly.
6. Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7. If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
i am the youngest of 3 and I have done this AT LEAST once
As a middle child, I can say this is my life story in a nutshell
AS THE OLDEST CHILD I CAN SAY MY YOUNGER SIBLINGS DO THIS ALL THE FUCKING TIME
When your an only child like me, you still do this but point to the nearest animal…
the egyptians mined down and carved the pyramids out of the earth below ground and then when they were done they leveled out the rest of the ground around the area using a combination of water and dynamite so it would appear that they had built them above ground
still some holes there— only aliens can explain how they got all that water
after a while crocodile
This sweatshirt is made with an all-over print of a world map. Currently on sale for just $16.88 at Amazon!
everyone. everywhere. everyday
ITS SAD BECAUSE ITS TRUE
I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed.
that is one sadistic bird
I am slightly afraid now.
I love birds?
African Grey Parrots are one of the smartest birds, and seems they can be known to play “jokes” or “pranks” on their owners or any visitors.
I was visiting a friend of the family one time and I was just casually watching tv when I thought I heard the water running. I go into the kitchen but everything’s fine. the parrot looks at me and says “gotcha”.
Parrots are awesome.
IVE BEEN SAYING IT FOR YEARS BIRDS R FUCKED UP AND GONNA KILL US ALL WE NEED TO ALLY WITH THE DOLPHINS WHILE WE STILL CAN PEOPLE